woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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