Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
40s are totally the cure
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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