Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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