He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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