we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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