Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
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woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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