This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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