Apparently you make a good broom.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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