youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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