The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
this will be a night to untag.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
My dick has a subreddit
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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