Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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