if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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