My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
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He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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