she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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