$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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