When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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