Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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NoShamevember. You game?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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