One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
