So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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