Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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