Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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