it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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