3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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