she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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