Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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