That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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