He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
tonight lets celebrate not being married
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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