Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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