Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I party with great urgency now.
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