It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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