How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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