I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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