try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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