I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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