She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We left an ass print on the piano.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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