did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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