dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
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call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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