fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
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Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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