I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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