Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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