I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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