batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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