It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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