And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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