Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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