best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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