Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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