Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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