if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
