Did you just see the Batmobile???
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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