there was a trapeze. enough said
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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