the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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