Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
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I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
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