Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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