I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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