I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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