i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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