There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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